Fun quotes from the group

We have a little quote book going on over here to record memorable things that have been said over the year. So far, D.Lu and Kaix are way in the lead with a bazhillion quotes. Here are a few of the more memorable:

I could date a girl for 3 months and then elope. - Suave D.Lu
If this were real life, I'd hire a hitman to take you out. - D.Lu, playing president/janitor the card game
You know what keeps me up is organizational structures. D.Lu (obviously an uber-nerd)
Glitter was ahead of it's time. - Mariah Carey (I just put this in because we all agree it's a great quote, not because I actually heard her say it or anything)
I'd like to say right now that I feel like you should all sacrifice your lives for me because you've lived longer. - D.Lu
There are some pretty hot 70-year-olds. - D.Lu (Edit: D.Lu keeps complaining about being mis-represented, so I will now give you the context for the quote. He was talking about Sarah from the Bible. Okay? Okay. Because all the Pharoahs were after her. So she was obviously hot. So obviously there could be some hot 70 year olds.)

Sorry, so I guess D.Lu actually dominated the funny quote section. The others are apparently very un-amusing in what we say. So that's a smattering of life over here in Asia.

Oh, and my fast is done today, so street meat, here I come!