The most random conversation ever

So I have one friend with whom I have the MOST odd, MOST pointless and yet very much amusing conversations on MSN.
Sample (my comments in brackets were not in the MSN conversation):

For we cannot say enough about You says: your intergluteal cleft is SHOWING! (think about what THAT means!!!!!)
Ha Bumhug says: yes
For we cannot say enough about You says: Mahahahaha
Ha Bumhug says: hm, how'd you know
For we cannot say enough about You says: Hmmmmm...how DID I know?
For we cannot say enough about You says: You live on the first floor. (this is me trying to sound creepy and stalker-ish)
Ha Bumhug says: ah...true
For we cannot say enough about You says: Mm hmm.
For we cannot say enough about You says: And I know where you live. Big mistake #1. (still trying to sound creepy)
Ha Bumhug says: that is true. I have to be more careful
Ha Bumhug says: but i have mastered intergluteal cleft travel
For we cannot say enough about You says: hmmmmmm...THAT sounds sketchy.
Ha Bumhug says:...ya... pretend i didn't say anything
For we cannot say enough about You says: AHahahahahaha
Ha Bumhug says: what happens on MSN...stays on MSN

And there you have it. THis is how I spend precious hours of my time. :)