"Do NOT fight with your children. But if you do fight, make sure you DON'T LOSE." - Dr. Phil
"Understand, I do not lose." - Ms. Dyson, my host teacher at the school I'm teaching at! And all the students know it, too.
"You can't ride two horses with one a**, sugarbee." - Melanie's dad in Sweet Home Alabama
"So I can kiss ya anytime I want." (make sure to say this one with a southern accent, otherwise it's not nearly as amusing) - Melanie in Sweet Home Alabama
"Nippy never-do-er." - Tats, referring to the fact that we both "always never do things".
"What's your nickname? MICHion Impossible?" - Tats (again, all in one conversation!)
Alright, so I'm probably the only one who thinks most of these are funny. But if you REALLY want to appreciate them, you have to say them out LOUD. Yep.
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