Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Endobanah big pee adventure!

I was talking to an old friend and she reminded me of our fun canoeing adventures. That was the year I overdid it canoeing and had internal bleeding kinda pain in my arms after. I couldn't even open the toothpaste cap. The next day, because I couldn't canoe from all the pain, we decided to paddleboat. The day after that, my legs killed along with my arms.

Aha! But that's not the story! I know, you're confused, "But i thought the story was a big PEE adventure," you say? It IS! I can't remember if this was the same trip or not, but during the day, two girls decided to canoe out on the lake. Brilliantly, they brought some alphabet pretzels but forgot to bring water (and later you'll find out why that was a good thing). Anyhoo, they're canoeing, and pea-sized bladder girl realizes she has to go to the bathroom. Cantaloupe-sized bladder girl also realizes she has to go. But what a dilemma! They're out on the middle of the lake in their bathing suits, with no potty in sight. Suddenly, they spot an island! They canoe over to the island to scope out a good bush, but soon realize that the island is a raunch island with no good bushes. What to do...what to do?! I'll tell you what they did. They waded into the water and peed in the lake. THAT'S right. Peed in the lake. Then they waded around a bit, and continued paddling. Pee problem solved. No more drinking before long canoe rides.

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