I have a boy in my class who just makes me laugh. He's just SO WEIRD! He started off the year drawing pictures of swords, skulls and crossbones all over his work (yes, creepy). Then he moved onto taking notes about Innuyasha in his little notebook. He even wrote down URLs of sites with pictures and all that stuff. THEN he pulled out his binder FULL of his anime research. If he researched class stuff like he researches anime, he'd be super! But instead, he is obsessed with all Japanese cartoons.
The other day, however, I was looking through his cubby because I needed one of his books, when I noticed a pile of paper. Not just one piece. Many pieces of paper. And lo and behold, what should be on these pieces of paper (remember, this is death child), but LOVE SONGS. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH. This little grade 5 boy totally has all these lyrics to different love songs IN HIS SCHOOL CUBBY! This is DEATH BOY!!! The funniest part was the same day I found all those, he was answering questions in class about how weather affects humans and animals, and he kept coming up with, "Snowstorms can snow you in and you can freeze to death" or "When tsunamis come, people die" or "In lightning storms, you can get hit by lightning and DIE." It's so funny how he's so morbid and creepy most of the time, and yet apparently uber-romantic on the inside??? AHahahahaa. Do grade 5 boys even LIKE girls??? AHahahaha.
In further student news, I have a grade 1 student who totally has corn rows, but the other day, 2 of the ends were coming off and were pointing up on either side of his head, so he looked like he had antennae! Ahahaha, SO CUTE! And I have a boy in my class who has a perpetual butt crack showing. Does it NOT get BREEEEEZY????
Kay, teaching is way too tiring. Zzzzzzzzzz....
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