The other day, some window and door replacement company called our house. I picked up because I'm the phone hog, and proceeded to speak to what I thought would be someone nice. WRONG! Coo-coo (okay, when you read that, you need to read it in my high "Coo-Coo!" voice...you konw, like, Coo-coo for crazy. If you didn't read it like that, go back now and do it again. It'll add to this entry's creepy feel)! He offered me a free estimate because they were in my area. The following is a rough transcript of our call.
Me: Oh, actually, we just got new windows installed last year, so we don't need anything new.
CCM (Creepy Coo-coo Man): Are you sure? It's free, why don't we just estimate it for you?
Me: No, that's really okay, thanks.
CCM: Okay man, please Miss, I don't have any money for food or clothes. Can you just buy a window? (very whiney)
Me: Well, I'm really sorry you have no money, but I really don't need new windows.
CCM: But miss, how am I supposed to get money if you don't buy stuff from me? Just help me out. (more whininess, cry me a river)
Me: Well, I really don't need windows!
CCM: Fine, then do you want to just give me $50,000? (CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE THIS?!)
blah blah blah, some more of the obnoxious same...
Me: No, BYE.
HOW crazy is this guy??? He calls and practically forces me to buy windows. WHY would I buy windows from him if I already have nice new ones?? It was so creepy! He was a total phone bully, and those are no fun.
Note: I mean, if this guy really needed money for food and clothes, it's a valid complaint, but I complain about his whininess because I think he's a BIG FAT LIAR!
1 comment:
My favourite telemarketing calls are the window people. I just respond that I live in a place without any windows whatsoever. Then they get all confused and either end the phone call right there or give me the chance to end the phone call quickly.
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