"Home"?

I was born in Canada and raised in Canada for 23 years. Shouldn't I know what it's all about??

Apparently not. I'm experiencing culture shock to the max. Flushing toilet paper?? I can do that?? Grass! There are lawns! Clean air...skies that are grey because they're cloudy, not because they're smoggy! People drive normally! There are lanes and people obey the laws! And...the Blue Jays are actually doing well! I know! Gasp!

And so the adjustment continues.

P.S. Drove for the first time in 11 months today! After not buckling a single seatbelt in 11 months (including once in Vancouver, oops), I got into the car and my arm reached over to buckle it in. Automatic! Good thing some things don't change.