Secret competitions

Alright, so I'm coming out of the broom closet. I have secret competitions with people. For example, when I worked my gift wrapping job, I would have secret competitions with the other gift wrappers to see who could wrap faster. Another example: last week, we were addressing envelopes for a fellowship dinner, and I was racing the other people who were addressing. I went super-fast. Ahahaha. The best part about secret competitions, of course, is that you generally win because you're really the only one competing. Ahahaha. I WIN!